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剧情介绍
本过着平凡生活的夫妻雷·温克勒（伍迪·艾伦 Woody Allen饰）和弗伦奇（崔茜·尤玛 Tracey Ullman饰），一个是有犯罪前科的洗碗工，一个是专给人修指甲的美容师。然而这平静而安稳的生活，却被雷密谋抢劫银行的计划所打破。即使妻子极力反对，可雷心意已决。他不仅找上三个愚蠢的同伴入伙实施抢劫计划，居然还千方百计地拖弗伦奇下水。可这场希望一夜暴富的美梦并非如想象中顺利，一场状况百出的银行抢劫行动爆笑上演。 由美国著名导演伍迪·艾伦自编自演自导的喜剧电影《业余小偷》，沿袭了他一贯善于揶揄讽刺的喜剧风格形式。本剧一连串笑料百出的状况连连，加之带有浓厚地方色彩的机智对白，让这出幽默诙谐的“内行人笑话”，令人忍俊不禁、捧腹不止。女主角崔茜·尤玛凭借此片荣获2001年第58届金球奖电影类-音乐喜剧类最佳女主角提名。谁为爱情买单领地新世纪福音战士：终孝利家民宿 第一季惨雨第三季小偷阿星赛艇男孩旅“奥”一家人莽权传奇佐伊的超凡歌单第一季重案行动之限时拯救Leverage：诈骗操作团致命海拔流星花园2018猎狼人鹰与蛇第40号城市魂断奈何天宝贝大盗积极地生活吧巴比伦柏林 第三季血染黎明从天而降的一亿颗星星韩国版国家地理：轰炸德国爆烈之城欢乐五金行 第二季二龙湖浩哥之狂暴之路武十郎绝地威龙公爵惊魂记梦寻桃花源帝女秘史社内处刑人~她要消灭敌人性爱自修室第一季怪兽婆婆A面B面恶意与你同在只是相爱的关系加一无人知晓2004逆爱2：后会无期柏林孤影
长篇影评
1 ) 耐不住寂寞的爱人们
也许女人当初爱上的就是这个身份下的男人，也许男人当初就是在那个环境下爱上的这个女人。但是耐不住骚动不安的心的爱人们，总是以为了对方了家庭为借口，“拉扯”着对方跟随自己“成长”。你喜欢吃荤，对方喜欢食素，当初是怎么爱上的，心里没点儿数？爱情是锦上添花，物质是雪中送炭，弄错了，大家一起灰飞烟灭。多好的一部讽刺片。
2 ) 天堂推落凡尘
没钱时候宁愿犯罪也要搞钱，有钱时候有无论如何不能习惯，宁愿去偷项链也不接受妻子的巨额财产，伍迪这个小老头的观念很怪吗？在滑稽夸张的心理和行为背后，伍迪面对自己心爱的小人物现出了温心的笑容．
在这部作品中，伍迪几乎放弃了以往所有那些特殊的手法，反以近与通俗剧的形式讲述了一个戏剧性急速变化的现代童话故事，童话的主角俨然是都市生活中普通的小人物，以一种近乎荒诞的手法实现他们的梦想，最后再给他们田园般无奈的安慰．虽然影片带着＂穷人有穷命，穷人有穷服＂的麻醉效力，但也不能不说是一种温欣的祝福，给一众劳苦一生的小人物以慰籍．
伍迪老了，反抗社会的勇气的毅力早在２０年前就开始消退，《傻瓜大脑科学城》中勇敢反抗集权社会（尽管是以自己的方式）的滑稽斗士，到《安妮．霍尔》中冷嘲热讽不肯低头的纽约知识分子，到《星尘往事》中彷徨无依的喜剧演员，到《犯罪与不端》中面对暧昧的道德社会垂头丧气的电影导演，再到这一部中随波逐流的社会小人物，伍迪３０多年逐渐消磨的锐气可以划出一道清晰的抛物线．是好赖物，还是这个越来越不需要思考的反抗的社会，把这个拥有自己一个人美好天堂的独立大师推落凡尘人世的呢？
3 ) Small Time Crooks
Small Time Crooks
Label: Fools; enterprise;
Page 2 Woody peeks at the bank and shops for chocolate.
Page 3 Woody's wife longs for the clothings of the Princess Diana.
Page 4 Woody buys the chocolate for his wife to get their savings so that he can rob a bank. But Frenchy won't agree no matter how Woody begs. In the process, we know that Woody has been in the prison before.
Page 7 Woody's wife comes to the roof to talk to him. Woody talks about his plan of tunneling under to rob the bank, while his wife fronts the place by making cookies.
Page 10 The Pizza place has been rented by others when Woody comes to rent it. After discussion with his friends, Woody takes flowers to see the old lady who has rented the place.
Page 13 It turns out that it is just another con, who plans to burn it down to get insurance.
Page 14 They buy construction material and start to drill the place. Meanwhile, his wife has no idea how to sell her cookies. But they hit a water pipe and it becomes a disaster. Regardless, they love each other and they have a dream of becoming rich.
Page 19 They continue to dig the tunnel without a clue but Frenchy is doing better and better. The only thing the men are doing is thinking about how to split the money. (Woody is able to find small funny stuff about the way they wear safe hats and how to split money to fill in enough details to entertain the audience.)
Page 22 The wife wants to bring in May to help with her cookie store. May doesn’t understanding the drilling and is told that the store is expanding. (CHANGE OF PLAN: COMPLICATIONS FROM THE SUCCESS OF THE COOKIE SHOP AND MAY THE IDIOT)
Page 25 May is telling the customers the expanding plan. And when the TV crew comes to interview the cookie store, Frenchy is so happy and surprised. And May tells the crew about the expanding plan as well. Woody freaks out watching them on the news.
Page 27 The line for the cookie isso long now it goes all the way to the bank. And Woody team tunnels to the wrong place –the clothing store. What’s worse, a policeman finds out but he just wants a piece of the action of the cookie franchise. (COMPLICATIONS FROM THE FAILURE OF THE DIGGING)
Page 29 Pseudodocumentary about the Woody inc. It makes the audience believe right away how successful the cookie company is. And also the interview of all the fools.
Page 34 Frenchy is buying all ridiculous decorations and exotic food for the party. Woody complains about the ever-changing house and strange food non-stop. Frenchy has invited a lot of people from the art world so that she can blend in. (COMPLICATIONS FROM ALL THE THINGS THAT MONEY CAN BUY THAT WOODY IS NOT HAPPY WITH)
Page 38 Party begins. Introduction of David, who is an art dealer and was an art teacher. People ask money from Frenchy and Woody tells jokes that people don’t understand. People saythey don’t have taste behind their backs.
Page 43 After Frenchy heard about the talks, she is very unhappy and determines to improve herself. (THE EMOTIONAL POINT OF NO RETURN WHERE THE COMPLICATIONS HAS REACHED ITS PEAK THAT FRENCHY IS DETERMINEDTO IMPROVE HERSELF)
Page 45 Frenchy goes for David for help of educating both of them. After discussion, David takes them to the museum. (THE PHYSICAL POINT OF NO RETURN IS DAVID ENTERING THEIR LIVES.)
Page 48 They go to a play together and Woody is at a loss. And when David is trying to teach them something, it’s just impossible as they are in different worlds.
Page 50 Woody pretends to be sick and play cards with the fools, while Frenchy discusses books and tastes wine with David. When Frenchy is a little drunk, she shows some interest in David.
Page 53 David talks about his evil plan of marrying Frenchy and getting all the fortune that she has. Meanwhile, Woody is very unhappy about Frenchy’s purchase of the painting from David. Frenchy and David find the very expensive cigarettecase in the museum. (RISE OF THE ANTAGONIST)
Page 55 David meets May at a Chinese restaurant. They talk about how unhappy they are in their new rich lives.
Page 58 Frenchy goes to a party with David. When she starts to use all the vocabularies starting with the word “A”, David freaks out. Meanwhile, Woody and May are watching TV. Woody starts to like May.
Page 60 Frenchy and David have dinner together. They exchange gifts. David gives Frenchy a book and Frenchy gives him the cigarettecase of Duke of Windsor. David encourages her to explore other possibilities.
Page 63 Woody and Frenchy meet at last at home. When Woody refuses to go to Europe with Frenchy, they discuss the possibilityof a divorce.
Page 65 Frenchy goes to Europe; Woody and May hang out, May points out that Woody was wrong to under do everything. (EVERYTHING IS LOST BETWEEN WOODY AND FRENCHY)
Page 67 Woody talks to May about a job. He has the plan of stealing a necklace from a fellow rich guy. Woody plans to exchange it with a fake one. (FINAL PUSH: STRANGELY ENOUGH, WOODY IS NOT TRYING TO SAVE THEIR RELATIONSHIP BUT JUST TRIES TO REPEAT THE STEALING ACT FROM THE BEGINNING SIMPLY WITH A DIFFERENT CONTEXT.)
Page 69 Frenchy gets a call from US during a recital in Europe. She is told by her lawyers that she is bankrupted. She has nothing now. And when David knows about it, he breaks up with Frenchy and refuses to give the cigarette case back to her.
Page 74 Woody and Frenchy go to the party. It takes forever for Woody to get upstairs as there is always somebody trying to make conversation with him. While Woody tries to open the safe, May’s stupidity strangely attracts a man whose wife has passed away. (ADVANTAGE TURNING INTO DISADVANTAGE)
Page80 May scares Woody when she comes upstairs to warn him. And he has closed the safe and has to reopen it. When Woody is trying to exchange the necklace, the hostess comes upstairs to find Woody, who makes the excuse that May is sick.
Page 84 While she goes to find a doctor, Woody has to make a choice between the two necklaces. After they have dismissed the doctor with funny symptoms, Woody hears the bad news of Frenchy.
Page 86 Woody goes back to Frenchy and they reconcile their relationship. When Woody shows Frenchy the necklace, she sees it’s a fake right away. But Frenchy gets the cigarettecase from David with the safe-opening technique Woody taught her.
Page 91 Written and Directed by Woody Allen.
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4 ) 《伍迪 艾伦，一无所有》
我第一次读电影剧本，就是伍迪·艾伦的某部，可惜忘了！记忆中，就是话痨，不过平凡中见着美国社会，也见着普通人的心态！
今天又看一部旧片，挖地道抢银行的预谋与实施作为开篇，有些老套了吧，不过人家说的不是这个啦！
因为招收的帮手都是十足笨蛋或者纵火犯，因此地道没挖好，警察已发现！好在警察也是开明人士，于是大家放弃银行这个标的，转头曲奇！
为了掩护挖地道这个业余行为，掩人耳目开了个曲奇店，不料成为全纽约最受欢迎，那就弃暗投明啦！
曲奇饼店一年后就扩充为日落集团了，一众笨蛋、主妇和、纵火犯、警察，还有这个业余小偷都成了高管！
然后就是好景不长，在美国这个残酷竞争的社会里，最后会计师套取了所有集团资金飞了。
主妇，也从努力挤入上流社会的梦幻退出；小偷也还是那么业余，珠宝唾手而失！
最后，一无所有！
伍迪·艾伦自编自演自导，想剥下的就是主流社会光鲜外衣下的粗俗，尤其是那些暴发户们！
“我是一个很有限的演员，通常我只能扮演两类角色，一类是下层的小偷骗子，我演起来很自然；还有就是知识分子，因为我看上去像知识分子。”
5 ) 装逼的潇洒与怯懦
人生的轨迹仿佛是个圆圈，这圆圈给人以滑稽的美感。鲁迅在小说中曾说，小时候看见蜜蜂和苍蝇一类的，吓唬一下就飞走了，绕了一圈又回到原地，便觉得十分可笑；没想到人生竟然也回到原点，不过绕了一点小圈子。可见人生很多事是白费力气的。
然而在这许多种的白费力气中，有独特的一种吸引了我的兴趣——妻子想要提升个人品味的努力。一个来自穷人阶级的人，一心想被上流社会的接纳；一个品位低俗的人，一心想要把自己训练得高雅；一个在自己的世界生活的很好的人，一心要追求来自另一个世界的认同。为了这一切她不懂得的、看起来美好的东西，她的努力甚至显得有些悲壮：学习品尝红酒，买下自己无法欣赏的、实际上也并不优秀的艺术品，强迫自己读完无法理解的小说，把自己说的每一个字都换成字典里更长的同义词——简直让我想起了高考。讽刺的是，她做完了这一切，还是没办法真正地被接受。在英俊的艺术商人眼里，她依然是个有钱没品的人。
这不禁让我想起我们的时代，这里有孕育逼格的最丰厚的土壤。我们一面被淹没在海量的信息里，随便舀起一瓢水，其中的思想内涵都可以用一生去体会；另一面，人与人之间的接触日益表面化，粗浅地了解一下绘画、红酒、爱情，屯几个好玩的逸事，在陌生人面前我们尽可以潇洒地做个什么都懂的天才。打量了一下身边的世界，我惊讶的发现，这个时代已经不能阻止人们装逼了。人们渐渐把夸夸其谈的功夫修炼的炉火纯青，即使腹内空空也可以理直气壮。装逼的群体如今已经发展壮大，甚至都有了捍卫自己的宣言，在各大社交网站被转的疯狂。
为什么我不喜欢装逼的人呢？因为他们和电影中的小偷妻子一样可悲。如果你问小偷妻子，她学习这一切有什么意义，她一定不会说是因为在高品位的生活中感受到了美，否则她就会选择去上大学而不是选择什么私人培训的捷径了。她欣赏的不是艺术本身，而是别人认为她懂得欣赏艺术之后对她的态度。同样的，装逼的人了解事物的动力来自于他人的目光，而真逼的人热爱真理和生命本身。因此，装的人注定不快乐，在他们看来，自身的价值只能通过别人的眼睛来衡量；装的人注定悲哀，为了满足他人，他们选择了牺牲自己。面对他人时的潇洒，终将转化为面对自己时的怯懦。
一场追逐一场梦。梦醒时分，他人的看法远不如会开保险柜来得有用呢！
6 ) 老夫少妻难道不浪漫？
这部电影，剧情进展很缓慢，讲的是一群蹲过监狱的人想要抢银行的事情，
我也很喜欢抢银行，所以对这部电影很感兴趣，看完之后我感觉我和他们一样，
都抢不成银行，不同的是他们开成了一家很赚钱的饼干公司，我估计开不了。
为什么抢不成银行，因为他们都是一群二货，但都二得挺可爱的，尤其是伍迪·艾伦，
他视偷东西为一项伟大的事业，是一个很有想法和责任感的人，
因为他不偷穷人，只偷不缺钱的人的钱，反正他很搞笑，
正如他妻子的描述，只要他想发亮，他就能发亮····
他和他妻子的爱情很浪漫，虽然中间出过问题，但我一直觉得老夫少妻的组合，排除其他因素的话，
其实挺真爱的，因为两人年龄相差有点大，相爱的时间可能会比同龄人少一点，
但他们不追求天长地久，只要相遇之后一直拥有，而且彼此理解，彼此支持，所以他们是浪漫的真爱。
解决是伍迪艾伦的妻子实现了他的理想：成功偷到一个价值不菲的宝贝，两人去国外逍遥。
他妻子——一个擅长做饼干的家庭主妇，相较于伍迪·艾伦和他一干蹲过监狱的二货来说，确实很业余，
但伍迪·艾伦他们也谈不上很专业，首先伍迪·艾伦他自己就因为偷盗失败蹲过监狱，而其中一个同伙
经常靠烧各种东西拿保险赔偿送子女们上大学·····难道不是一群二货和奇葩么？
伍迪·艾伦在里面说，教妻子开保险箱是他经历过的最开心的事情，最后妻子利用这件开心的事情，
实现了他的愿望，借用一部电影的名字来说：难道不浪漫？
一开始的无厘头，偷盗团队突然发现了做饼干可以发家致富，到了后面居然讲回了婚姻二人差别（品味）的影响，结尾依然是和好如初，这种前后反差有点大的伍迪艾伦不太行，感觉是前面想了一个故事，想着想着飘了，就又规规矩矩写了后面的。
段子挺有趣，但故事比较乏味，尤其到了后半段有点编不下去的感觉。。并且为什么里面的人都智商那么低。。休格兰特演小白脸有一手啊。哈哈哈
我看的第一部伍迪·艾伦的作品，最早是在CCAV的第十放映室听说的这部电影。说实话这个故事应该来说还是比较吸引人的，特别是前面伍迪为了抢银行专门开了个饼干店，这有点类似科恩兄弟翻拍的《老妇杀手》，结果银行没抢成，生意倒是越做越大。当初看到后面觉得没劲，现在重看了一遍，加一颗星。
挖地洞那段真是好笑死了，蠢蛋表姐横插一脚，反倒促使剧情发生逆转；后半段水了，结尾回归小偷本色终于又和开头衔接上了；伍迪老头拍了那么多loser励志片，始终看不厌，真是一朵奇葩啊！
Woody Allen really has a way of winding me up. This is almost as irritating as Midnight in Paris.
stupid,not funny
推荐此片给所有中国的暴发亿元户，you are who you are. you can change, but destiny awaits.
真是有心摘花花不活，无心插柳柳成荫。这样的小故事可以打满分~
超级喜欢伍迪艾伦身上那种玩世不恭，反抗的劲。社会现有的条框现有的文化品位也好，在woodyAllen那里，被睿智地肢解掉了。而且，肢解地很让人大快淋漓，幽默层出，是一个辛辣的老辣椒。最近通天在看他的作品，觉得真的，对于一些肤浅的表层，他总是能一针见血地撕下来，他是个天才。
贫贱夫妻百事吉这个译名还真是准确啊~虽说TraceyUllman是有史以来最难看的艾伦女郎，但是电影本身非常有趣，无论是前半段的偷窃还是后半段的对新生活的不适应，特别是当老公步入新生活时拼命想退回来的时候，值得我们好好沉思
伍迪是除科恩之外又一位犹太血统的不可知论者。其笔下的《业余小偷》是一篇正宗的黑色寓言，它真正幽默的地方不在小偷，而在业余。这次放弃“知识分子”的形象，回归《傻瓜入狱记》式的底层小人物。但讽刺的是他却鬼使神差的混到了上层，于是阶级矛盾来了。只是结尾的劝世调调将这部杰作拉回到了小品。
伍迪·艾伦自编自导自演的喜剧片，轻松有趣，对所谓的上层人士及暴发户进行了讽刺，有些地方挺好笑的，嘻嘻~~
我这么喜欢这片但就是给不了四星！后半段没把我调动起来，就是这么简单！！！哎！
精彩 想象力十分惊人
这片子在伍迪艾伦的作品里面虽然有一点黯淡，但是作为一部“神偷片”，倒是有很多惊喜。
因为他是伍迪艾伦，所以他不能这么拍电影，因为伍迪艾伦，所以我们的要求即便是絮絮叨叨，也一定要有个好故事，所以……
其实这是个很合格的90 minutes Woody Allen fun啊。
钱包和审美都没有一夜暴富，但还是感谢温莎公爵给了人们打破阶级共享浪漫的幻梦。
伍迪艾伦，好可耐的老头子啊。把这么严肃的话题在这么轻松地环境下说出来，只有你啦！
赵非。长拍。谈的是“阶级”又是“格调”，忽然想起《class》这本书的中文版就是《格调》。戳得还是中产阶级的“文化”美梦。然则点睛之笔是电视主持人的那句“大众品味永远出乎意料”，卖曲奇如此，拍电影亦如此。